Today, May 21st, could possibly be The Judgement Day.
If you are inclined to believe, please consider a book purchase (see list on right sidebar). When we arrive on the other side (and I know I'll be there because I've lived a saintly life), I'll have wonderful prizes for anyone who has my books on their Kindles or other devices (yes, take those with you because there's LOTS of time to read in heaven).
Happy J-Day! Let the housework and laundry pile up. Relax and read a good book.
Update 7:45 CDT: Never mind. Carry on.