Safe Halloween Treat Handling:
1. Do not purchase the candy more than 10 days before event. To avoid house egging, do not purchase off-brand, cheap candy.
2. Store candy in hidden, high place, out of sight and away from dog.
3. Mention stash to husband only because I could get hit by a bus, and in such a case he might need to hand out the candy on his own.
It turns out #3 was a big mistake. He trotted into the living room with an open bag of Kit Kats a few moments ago . . . now I HAVE to get hit by a bus to prevent candy consumption.