Death Panels 2.0

Cheap bare bones coverage.

Are we winning yet?

Getting rid of the death panels by denying coverage. Genius!

The plan under consideration is so much easier. No actual panels involved.

We don't need no stinkin' Paris Agreement

Are we great yet?

The people prayed to God for help. He sent them scientists. The GOP said f*ck that.

Purple Threat

There are so many threats out there right now, but husband alerted me to an important family historical threat that dates back to Halloween, 1975. This gem is from his father's journal:

October 31, 1975

We had, I think, only two groups of youngsters come by, trick or treating, but three groups who were on a scavenger hunt. I couldn’t help, but Arlene did give some purple threat to one group.

Note: Arlene was his wife. I can imagine her issuing that purple threat in her best, most eloquent prose.

Russians are baaaack

My audience stats from the past several days show that Russians love me. I have 5 times as many hits from Russia as I do from the US (#2 geographic hits).

Hey Putin, buy my books! You could use a good romance instead of the bromance . . .

Nobody Dies Because They Don't Have Access to Health Care

Democratic attack ads are writing themselves. Republican Congressional Rep. Labrador addressing his constituents.

Best signs at any march . . . ever

Scientists have to be the most creative people.